Big Mo? Sweet!

Not sure about you, but I know many friends who have been called a Big Mo (OK, I was the one who called them that)... and according to the Gay Slang Dictionary that means they're a male homosexual. 

Now, we aren't that tuned into NASCAR (Know how to get away from a NASCAR fan when they're chasing you?  Turn right.).  Jumpsuits went out in the '70s.  But, we do like chocolate. 

And recently one of NASCAR's biggest stars(?), Dale Earnhardt, Jr., came out with his own candy bar... Big Mo!  Say, what??  Here's a quote  from the candy bar's website...

What is Big Mo?  Big Mo is your buddies.  Hanging out 'til all hours of the night crackin' jokes, playing pool and having a good time like you always do.  

 
So, where can one buy a Big Mo?  Going back to the website, there's a list of forty or so places... remember this product is going after Dale's fans... Big Lots, Dollar Tree Store, Family Dollar Stores, Discount Drug Mart, Tripifoods, Winn Dixie, Piggly Wiggly and a place called... H E Butt Grocery.  Seriously.

By the way, there really are gay NASCAR fans... check out this website - Gaytona.com.

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