Last night, our good friend Tim Kavanagh (he rangled us for the Miss Relay Contest, allowed us to model flannel, helped us shop for Drag Ball, and promoted Slingbacks & Syrup, all before his Late Night Saturday show went off the air) called and asked if I would do him a favor. After all he's done for us, of course I had to say, "Of course."
Tim is a regular guest on a a local radio (Champ 101.3) program called "Rich and Mary's Morning Mess." Apparently there had been a bet and Rich (longtime Burlington radio guy and field announcer for the Vermont Lake Monsters) Haskell lost. And, it appears that Rich is a loser in other aspects of his life as he hasn't had a date in a long, long, long time. For losing the bet, Rich had to go on a date with someone chosen by the rest of the Mess. For two hours, those interested in going out with Rich were encouraged to call in. For a little bribe incentive, $100 was offered to the one to be chosen. By the time I called in, an hour into the contest, they had increased the bribe prize to $225. Rich and I had a pleasant conversation and I answered some very personal questions from the rest of the Mess. By 8:30 the pot was up to $250 and of the 6 or so callers, I was selected to go out with Rich.
So, next Monday (11/9/9) we'll be having dinner on Church Street. Mary will be along to capture the event on film. Mmm... what to wear, what to wear.
This is gonna be a match made in hell! Well, there's always alcohol.
Oh honey... I knew your standards were low, but really?
I think he is a lovely man and you are quite lucky Amber. Compared to what
you have been dating, this could be divine. Wear clean underwear. use
washer #3 at the Edna St. Vincent LeMay Laundrymat, community room and lint
museum. That one works the best.
Amber, I'm concerned you might be breaking the law.
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Amber we are waiting to hear how your date went!