A Note from Nurse Ann Thrax

Hello! This is Nurse Ann Thrax here, the Head Nurse at the Lady Zeno Memorial Groinacological Free Clinic, to update you on the Swine Flu.  We now have a pandemic.  So far it is safe here in Beaver Pond, Vermont, as no cases have been reported.

Butt on the other hand Hank at the BPPBPPP (Beaver Pond Pork By-Product Processing Plant) is still upset that people are not buying the pork products like they use to. (click HERE, HERE and HERE) I can reassure you will not catch the Swine Flu from eating pork.

One of the main ways of getting Swine Flu is by not washing your hands.  So wash your hands often!!  Even better - don't get them dirty in the first place!!! 

I am happy to report that we have a new product here at the Lady Zeno Memorial Groinacalogical Free Clinic for those who have hard to reach places or do not like touching toilet paper...

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